the ones with the smooth light brown area with dark brown spots. those are chocolate chip. there are little "chips" of chocolate baked inside. the ones that look similar but are cracked all over are oatmeal raisin, they're made with oats and the dark spots are raisins instead. not as tasty!
[ He will try a mouthful of each and report back. It shouldn't be surprising that he enjoys the milder taste of the oatmeal ones, the chocolate is just SO much sugar. ]
Will save the chocolate chip ones for you.
[ Not that he plans to eat them all in one go or anything, there are a lot of them. ]
Also spoke with another acquaintance of yours. He calls you Hobo-san. [ ? ]
[ The conversation went something like that, though it was far easier to know who the boy spoke of when mentioning a friend, seeing as Lan Wangji has a grand total of one (1) friend here. Or anywhere. ]
good pornography too! you know how much money i owed nie huaisang for that? [ none amount, actually! ] and yet... you tore it all up....... just all of it gone..............
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You are acquainted with a person named Mercedes?
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[ But it was a sweet gesture, and it must have taken considerable effort to make all of these. ]
Intend to extend my gratitude, however only a hand-written letter and a name accompanied them.
[ drop the @, friend. ]
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[ it is his new favorite thing. ]
oh oh i see. her username is martritz. you should be able to contact her there!
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Which are chocolate?
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Will save the chocolate chip ones for you.
[ Not that he plans to eat them all in one go or anything, there are a lot of them. ]
Also spoke with another acquaintance of yours. He calls you Hobo-san. [ ? ]
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yay!
[ A simple yay..... he's excited for cookies. At the follow up though — ]
oh! cat-xiansheng. i just realized i don't know his actual name. he's a fun kid though! reminds me a bit of myself at his age...
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[ Have you forgotten how to give a proper introduction.. young master Wei... ]
Teenage Wei Ying was not akin to a cat. Mischievous fox.
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hahahahaha yeah i never gave it to him but i guess he has it now, huh?
[ he can predict this convo entirely. "hobo-san!" "who" "flute guy" "wei wuxian" "that guy!" something like that. ]
ohhhh? and what of you? is there a creature that gets embarrassed at the slightest provocation and wants to fight anyone who annoys him?
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I did not get embarrassed.
[ Flustered is different, ok. ]
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you ripped up the book and told me to piss off. me! how do you think i felt? i was sooooo sad
[ yeah because your bright smile and full on cackle definitely reeked of "sadness", wei wuxian ]
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[ yeah calling you out on the entirety of that last message, friend. ]
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good pornography too! you know how much money i owed nie huaisang for that? [ none amount, actually! ] and yet... you tore it all up....... just all of it gone..............
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You were being punished for breaking the rules, and decided to respond by breaking another.
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[ Look, they aren't completely uncultured! And it's not like all depictions of nudity are banned in their entirety! Case in point: ]
Books are only permitted when they are educational in nature.
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so, what, if you can learn from the porn you can have the porn? what could you possibly need to learn from porn?
[ <- guy who doesn't realize that's where lan wangji learned how to fuck him ]
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[ there is a DIFFERENCE ]
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[ give him a second. ]
oh wait i get it now
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[ just saying! ]
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