yeah but it's also art, no? it's closer to poetry than pornography. at least, the good stuff is. there's some that's just plain old insert penis into hole smut.
next time we go to the library, i'll find some erotica for us to read
[ because yeah, they're both fucking losers who spend too much time in the library bc they're ye olde. wei wuxian has spent so much time in the library since he got here, it's awful. he feels like he's a teenager studying at cloud recesses again.
[ He knows what this is. Another chance for him to fluster and refuse, except he really is not that high strung teenager from before. So instead, a simple answer: ]
[ LOOK, HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT HE'S GOING TO PICK YET. but. it's fine. just... give him some time to lowkey panic. so he'll leave their convo at that for now until he comes back to text him with some more nonsense later. ]
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[ Look, they aren't completely uncultured! And it's not like all depictions of nudity are banned in their entirety! Case in point: ]
Books are only permitted when they are educational in nature.
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so, what, if you can learn from the porn you can have the porn? what could you possibly need to learn from porn?
[ <- guy who doesn't realize that's where lan wangji learned how to fuck him ]
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[ there is a DIFFERENCE ]
1/2
[ give him a second. ]
oh wait i get it now
2/2
[ just saying! ]
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You must rely on texts? Use your imagination.
[ yeah he just said that. ]
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WOW!!!!!! wowowowowow. lan zhan is so mean to me. he won't tell me what he imagines when he jerks off.
[ that's a hell of a leap from what lan wangji said, wei wuxian. ]
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[ Just kidding he won't tell even if you do ask .]
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if i did ask?
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there's a "wwx is typing" for a long moment before ]
hahahaha just joking! i know it's private~
i can use my imagination too, i swear! speaking of, where does erotic fiction fall under your restrictions?
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Is that not also considered pornography?
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yeah but it's also art, no? it's closer to poetry than pornography. at least, the good stuff is. there's some that's just plain old insert penis into hole smut.
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[ Look he only went to study Sex Tips 101 it's not like Cloud Reccesses had their very own Nie Huaisang! ]
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next time we go to the library, i'll find some erotica for us to read
[ because yeah, they're both fucking losers who spend too much time in the library bc they're ye olde. wei wuxian has spent so much time in the library since he got here, it's awful. he feels like he's a teenager studying at cloud recesses again.
but at least the books are more fun. ]
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You will be judged on its quality.
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WHAT THE HELL ]
oh then i better put my heart into it! i'll find lan zhan something that really gets him going
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Mn.
[ but that in itself poses an interesting question. What will Wei Ying think he likes? Or will he pick something he enjoys himself? ]
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