[ The conversation went something like that, though it was far easier to know who the boy spoke of when mentioning a friend, seeing as Lan Wangji has a grand total of one (1) friend here. Or anywhere. ]
good pornography too! you know how much money i owed nie huaisang for that? [ none amount, actually! ] and yet... you tore it all up....... just all of it gone..............
yeah but it's also art, no? it's closer to poetry than pornography. at least, the good stuff is. there's some that's just plain old insert penis into hole smut.
next time we go to the library, i'll find some erotica for us to read
[ because yeah, they're both fucking losers who spend too much time in the library bc they're ye olde. wei wuxian has spent so much time in the library since he got here, it's awful. he feels like he's a teenager studying at cloud recesses again.
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I did not get embarrassed.
[ Flustered is different, ok. ]
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you ripped up the book and told me to piss off. me! how do you think i felt? i was sooooo sad
[ yeah because your bright smile and full on cackle definitely reeked of "sadness", wei wuxian ]
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[ yeah calling you out on the entirety of that last message, friend. ]
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good pornography too! you know how much money i owed nie huaisang for that? [ none amount, actually! ] and yet... you tore it all up....... just all of it gone..............
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You were being punished for breaking the rules, and decided to respond by breaking another.
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[ Look, they aren't completely uncultured! And it's not like all depictions of nudity are banned in their entirety! Case in point: ]
Books are only permitted when they are educational in nature.
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so, what, if you can learn from the porn you can have the porn? what could you possibly need to learn from porn?
[ <- guy who doesn't realize that's where lan wangji learned how to fuck him ]
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[ there is a DIFFERENCE ]
1/2
[ give him a second. ]
oh wait i get it now
2/2
[ just saying! ]
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You must rely on texts? Use your imagination.
[ yeah he just said that. ]
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WOW!!!!!! wowowowowow. lan zhan is so mean to me. he won't tell me what he imagines when he jerks off.
[ that's a hell of a leap from what lan wangji said, wei wuxian. ]
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[ Just kidding he won't tell even if you do ask .]
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if i did ask?
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there's a "wwx is typing" for a long moment before ]
hahahaha just joking! i know it's private~
i can use my imagination too, i swear! speaking of, where does erotic fiction fall under your restrictions?
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Is that not also considered pornography?
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yeah but it's also art, no? it's closer to poetry than pornography. at least, the good stuff is. there's some that's just plain old insert penis into hole smut.
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[ Look he only went to study Sex Tips 101 it's not like Cloud Reccesses had their very own Nie Huaisang! ]
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next time we go to the library, i'll find some erotica for us to read
[ because yeah, they're both fucking losers who spend too much time in the library bc they're ye olde. wei wuxian has spent so much time in the library since he got here, it's awful. he feels like he's a teenager studying at cloud recesses again.
but at least the books are more fun. ]
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