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[uptill]

which part do you think i don't understand?

[suibian]

well, the sex part for instance. you didn't seem very aware during our last conversation.

[uptill]

i know what it is.

[suibian]

and now you know you have to have it to survive being here, right?

[uptill]

i heard about that.

[suibian]

have you... still not had sex? you're not turning into stone yet, are you?

[uptill]

don't worry about it?

[ He really needs to thank that ahhhshioki guy for that phrase. ]

[suibian]

[ oh my GOD. ]

......... yeah okay fine. you're a weird one, you know that?

[uptill]

why am i weird?

because i don't want to do it? who wants to do gross things like that. it's probably gross. like touching lips

i mean that's not gross. that's something for no one to care about.

[suibian]

okay but you'll die

[uptill]

no. stop.

i don't want someone to know that part.

[suibian]

being in denial won't change the truth of the matter

[uptill]

are you just going to tell me to find someone who i think is pretty and ask or a friend i don't mind?

[suibian]

what's so wrong with that?

[uptill]

should i care who it is? should i do it with anyone?

[suibian]

i think if it's your first time, it should definitely be with someone you're fond of.

though someone did give me the idea once to sell my virginity on the network! some people might give you loads of chips for it!

[uptill]

what's that and how do i sell it?

[suibian]

[ . . . ah ]

suddenly i feel like i've said something bad and might be leading you down a bad path

[uptill]

i need chips. tell me what it is.

[suibian]

[ aggghhhh ]

it's a concept. before you have sex with someone for the first time you're a "virgin" and that first time you have sex is called "losing your virginity"

so i was suggesting you bid yourself off if you don't care about who you have sex with for the first time, and sell your virginity.

it's crass though! i'm advising you NOT to do that!

[uptill]

[ Reading. Give him a minute to process that information. ]

i think that counts as prostitution. when you pay to do that. and it's gross, i guess. and it's illegal in most countries? someone told me all of that.

what does it mean to have a first time? with what? how do you know if it is a first time? that whole sex stuff is weird. the whole idea. it's different. it's just doing it but there is no purpose.

i'll do it later. we should finish playing.

[suibian]

so you don't know what virginity is but you do know what prostitution is. alright.

i don't even know how to answer your questions anymore so yeah, let's go back to the game!

... do you remember whose turn it was?

[uptill]

someone told me about it. like you're telling me about that other thing.

yeah. let's play.

and i have no idea. you got us sidetracked.

[suibian]

okay then, truth or dare?

[uptill]

[ Rather than challenging Wei Wuxian on whose turn it is, he accepts that it is he who has to choose truth or dare. And predictably, he opts for the same. ]

truth.