[ He watches as Yosuke points to his head and gives a soft snort, taking a spoonful of congee into his mouth and swallowing. ]
I do, unless you start wildly screaming at me out of nowhere. Then I'll have to knock you out.
[ Look, he likes socializing. He's an extrovert's extrovert. This gives him energy. But also, he swears, if Yosuke starts screaming and ruins his headache even more, he will ... well, he's too weak to kick his ass but he'll get Lan Wangji to do it!! ]
[ absolute props to wei wuxian and his honesty. if yosuke could say anything like that his life would be way more peaceful. he still pauses in wide-eyed amusement though. ]
You'd just come right out and say that?
[ there is a little exclamation there but only in tone. and in heart. he keeps his volume very constant. the last thing he wants is a total knock out that isn't from a bed! ]
I, I wouldn't do that, I only yell as chaos control. Do- do you deal with that often?
[ He can't resist the soft snort at Yosuke's surprise but he doesn't say anything, just eats his food. And at the second question, he hums around his spoon before asking — ]
Do I deal with teenagers yelling at me often? Hm, not that much. More so adults.
But I still reserve the right to defend myself, against teenager or adult, if they're getting in the way of my rest.
[ You don't seem like a bad guy. Hahahahaha. If only that was what people thought of him back home, though things are a bit better now after everything that happened at Guanyin Temple.
Wei Wuxian just gives a hum and considers how to respond to Yosuke. ]
I meet a lot of hysterical people in my line of work. So, you know, sometimes it can't be helped.
[ that sounds like the topic's been safely averted from knock-outs. was that his karma for being so gung-ho about fighting during that weird sports event? yosuke slowly lowers his hands. ]
Oh, I get that. So you work in customer service too then? No wonder it seems like you can hold your own!
[ though it's his co-workers that give yosuke more hell than anyone else... ]
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[ He watches as Yosuke points to his head and gives a soft snort, taking a spoonful of congee into his mouth and swallowing. ]
I do, unless you start wildly screaming at me out of nowhere. Then I'll have to knock you out.
[ Look, he likes socializing. He's an extrovert's extrovert. This gives him energy. But also, he swears, if Yosuke starts screaming and ruins his headache even more, he will ... well, he's too weak to kick his ass but he'll get Lan Wangji to do it!! ]
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You'd just come right out and say that?
[ there is a little exclamation there but only in tone. and in heart. he keeps his volume very constant. the last thing he wants is a total knock out that isn't from a bed! ]
I, I wouldn't do that, I only yell as chaos control. Do- do you deal with that often?
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Do I deal with teenagers yelling at me often? Hm, not that much. More so adults.
But I still reserve the right to defend myself, against teenager or adult, if they're getting in the way of my rest.
[ A sharper smile here. ]
You get it, don't you?
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[ that reaction must mean... he'd say it and mean it! then again, it sounds like he really gets a lot of yelling. yosuke frowns, distaste evident. ]
Adults too, seriously? That's annoying...
[ instinctively, he holds up his hands, palms first. there's no way that isn't a warning! ]
O- oh yeah, yes, sir. Definitely. But... why's it sound like there's nonstop yelling in your life? You don't seem like a bad guy.
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Wei Wuxian just gives a hum and considers how to respond to Yosuke. ]
I meet a lot of hysterical people in my line of work. So, you know, sometimes it can't be helped.
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Oh, I get that. So you work in customer service too then? No wonder it seems like you can hold your own!
[ though it's his co-workers that give yosuke more hell than anyone else... ]