[ Psh. This would make the best story to tell Lan Wangji. ]

Are you sober enough for that?

[ But it's said with a grin. While Wei Wuxian is definitely not sober, he seems reasonably sober enough. ]

Alright.

[ Xue Yang agrees in almost the same breath. And why wouldn't he? He has no strong attachment to a particular side of sexual dynamics, and besides, he respects Wei Wuxian. It's not like he's worried about getting into trouble like this, either. Being tied up has never actually fucked over Xue Yang before, even when it definitely should have. ]

Come on, let's go before they send us another message or start deducting money or something.

[ And he starts walking towards House Finch. ]